Junior Caminero called! Jason Dominguez may be coming soon if the Yankees get sick of watching Verdugo pop-up to the 2nd baseman! Last week I gave you someone interesting coming soon (if my sources are correct) in Christian Moore! Which hot young player do I have up my sleeve for this week? Guess what? I’m not wearing sleeves! It’s a sleeveless frayed denim vest from Not Just Jorts. Do you like it? Thank you! Jake McCarthy It’s not called, but that doesn’t mean he can’t please.
Stop laughing! Okay, it’s a little funny. So, not all gems. There are no guarantees, and that gets my money back guarantee! Any hoo! Jake McCarthy hasn’t been sleeping because of his good pace, contact and solid batting average. The power would not be FuGangbusters or FuGa as people say (no one says). Right now, he’s also one of the hottest bats in baseball, so pretend you’ve just been drafted, call him Jakkon McMingguez and pick him up. Anyway, here are some players you can buy or sell this week in fantasy baseball:
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Adrian Del Castillo – The author of Top 100 Hitters, Jeremy said last Sunday, “In (Del Castillo’s) second season at Triple A Reno, Adrian hit .319 with 24 homers and drove in a promotion after Gabriel Moreno’s side injury . Moreno is expected to be out for a long time giving Del Castillo a chance to do what he has at all levels of the minors as a low hitter. ” I’ll add two things: PCL has hitting power, so take his Reno numbers with a grain of salt. Also, he was buried in the prospect list because of his defense; we don’t care about UZR as much as a bunch of LUZRs. He has a solid bat, so he could actually be useful in a fantasy.
Jonkensy Noel – I’m not a big fan of using other people’s nicknames. In real life? Of course. If you tell me you go Bubbles, I’ll call you Bubbles. I’ll secretly think you’re a bull in a tutu or a drug addict from The Wire, but I’ll call you Bulldog. For the players? I don’t like to use nicknames that teams or players give them. They are often incredibly lame. “Say ‘All Arise’ to find the Judge.” Yes, no thanks. Alonso’s Polar Bear? I’m sorry, that’s corny. With that, Jhonk’s nickname is Big Christmas and he’s glowing. Christmas marks the place for that. Speaking of nicknames, I sometimes imagine Jon Jay reading his Wiki page and being like, “Razzball dot com called me a Federalist first and I have to keep hearing that bullshit?”
Andres Chaparro – Here’s what I said the other day, “He’s a first contact, a powerful first base that looks like a Yepez clone. Deux? Damn right! Chaparo had a 19% K% in Triple-A and 23 HRs in 105 games, after being shipped over from DBags at the trade deadline for Floro. He’s a bit older (25), but he was buried behind Christian Walker, so I can’t blame him. I looked at him as an unbelievable corner in a team with 15 mixed or deep.” And I’m the one you’re quoting!
Brendan Rodgers – The Rockies are a boring team. They play on a field like the team on the moon using zero gravity aluminum bats, but the only good hitters are Brenton Doyle, Tovar and who is hot this week? Rodgers ‘n Cave, which was one of the worst philharmonics I’ve ever heard.
Joey Ortiz – Like everyone else in this post, he’s been hot, but if you’d told me in March that he’d get at-bats every day for the rest of the year, I’d have been happy for him, and instead he’s been yawning amazingly in general. .
Jace Jung – I just gave you my Jace Jung dream. Trey Sweeney is also listed in that post – that’s right, all three Sweeneys!
Jose Caballero – I saw him at the FAAB drop-off in one of my leagues, and I was tempted to go big, but then the little devil on my shoulder was like, “No one cares Caballero has a full-time job too, you can sneak him for $1,” and I didn’t get him -$1, Stupid Shoulder Devil!
Shay Whitcomb – Called up by the Astros. He led the minors in homers in 2023 with 35, and has 25 HRs this year with 26 steals. Oh, and he’s hitting .293. A middle infielder with those numbers? How? Why? Where have you been? Well, you’re fighting Ks and that’s what happens when you’re behind Pena and Altuve on the depth chart. I’m not even sure where the 26-year-old is playing now, unless there is an injury that we don’t know about.
Little Caminero – I just gave you my Junior Caminero legend. It was written on my toes.
Jordan Walker – This is what I said when he was remembered, “There is a name that I have not heard for a long time. He had a ground ball rate of 44.4% in Triple-A this year with nine homers in 78 games. If you look at his structure, he should have 45 homers in Triple-A and just hit everybody. He’s been better lately (15-for-43, 3 2B, 3 HR since Aug 1) with a new opener, and I figured I’d catch him all over the place in case he finds his shizz is gone. I doubt until we see it.” And I’m the one you’re quoting! Since then, we’ve seen a group of Walkers, so I’ve become more skeptical.
Derek Hill – His name is Generic Athlete Name. “Hey, what’s up with Derek Hill? Are you playing well?” “Uh, remind me again when he plays football, basketball…darts?” So, Hill seems to be the Quad-A player the Marlins play because they are a Quad-A team, and Hill has been hot.
Alex Call – I expanded Call’s player page to show his minor league stats, and the page gave me a notification that it was taking a long time to load, would you like to wait? I waited. Ten minutes passed and it was still loading.
Jo Adell – From Call to Adell, what is this, Hello video? That was for women. Speaking of minor league stat sheets that go on forever, Adell started in 2017. If he was on a team that could develop players, he would have been great in 2019, but, here we are, and it’s assumed he’s found his shizz. I’m more skeptical than I was of Walker’s blurb.
Jake Cave – You might be saying to yourself, why would a 110-loss team like the Rockies give a 31-year-old like Cave at-bats and you’ve obviously never heard of Bud Black.
Jesus Sanchez – From the cave to Jesus, who am I, Plato who makes an image? Prolly, right? I mean, no, but again: Prolly!
Places to stay in Parker Meadows – It’s sad to see him struggle to hit .200, because the power and speed are legit.
Wilyer Abreu – Ever since I said something like Wilyer Abreu is boring, he’s been hot. That’s me summing it up!
Mickey Moniak – A Grade A name for a Grade D player. I wonder if the Angels’ Front Office has seen Statcast dot com. Moniak’s page is blue to go brr.
Kerry Carpenter – I gave you my Kerry Carpenter dream. Anyway, it was a big bitchfest about Kirby.
Luis Severino – This is a Streamonator call, just like the call you make in AppleCare.
JP Sears – This is also a Streamonator call. “Do you have earbuds in your metal ears?”
Daniel Hudson – Think you’re close to the Dodgers, but also think the Dodgers don’t have a closer. As my shirt says, “It makes sense when you don’t think about it!”
Lucas Erceg – It is surprising that there are many teams in the race for the qualification without being close. The playoffs will be such a show.
Justin Martinez – Speaking of the playoffs, the DBacks are making a run, and Martinez is about to become a household name. His stuff will open eyes. Unfortunately, because it will hurt his price next year.
Seranthony Dominguez – What do you get when you have a team with Yennier Cano, who can be their closer, but refuse to use Cano as a closer? Closerfudge.
The Will Vest – Will Vest, Will Vest, put my love to the test? Or Tyler Holton who doesn’t rhyme or anything like an orange. Or maybe Jason Foley. Anyway, I’m Joe Exotic because I don’t really care about the Tigers pen.
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Alec Burleson – Give the Cards a promising outfielder and they’ll make him trade bait for a 34-year-old journeyman starter for a promising outfielder to make good for another team. I had such high hopes for Burleson about three weeks ago, but, of course, they needed to get Pham and get Walker back and now Burleson went from promising to future Rays player. Remember, this drop is not for sale, unless you keep it. Then (then?) definitely go to the Fantasy Baseball Trade Analyzer and do what you do.
Brandon Nimmo – In the 30-day Player Rater, Nimmo is as bad as the guys who only played a few games all month, that is, Betts is better, he is better, he Bethes than Nimmo.
Luis Robert Jr. – If Ohtani was traded to the White Sox, I bet he’d still go 40/40, and that’s in runs/RBI. On top of Sux’s stint, Lou Bob was also officially unwell. I don’t know what’s going on with him. Can’t get motivated when your team is on a 125 game losing streak? Geez, they’re lame. If you’re a royal, then I’m not going to trade Robert for a ticket to see a public production of Twisters, which is PTA members playing Twister, but I’m going to go to our Fantasy Baseball Trade Analyzer and explore the options.
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